{"id":89,"date":"2012-10-22T21:35:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-23T01:35:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/?p=89"},"modified":"2012-10-22T23:14:56","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T03:14:56","slug":"giraffes-in-the-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Giraffes in the library"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/20121022-213445.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/20121022-213445.jpg\" alt=\"20121022-213445.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Giraffes would be good librarians because they could reach all the books on the top shelves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giraffes would be good librarians because they could reach all the books on the top shelves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[17,12,41],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-illustrations","tag-books","tag-giraffe","tag-library"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":191,"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.pauldunford.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}